Saturday, August 12, 2017

Barbie Envy

I grew up with Barbie envy. Will I ever heal?

When I was a kid, there was one thing I really, really wanted.


A Barbie doll.


Not the Miss Revlon my parents got me. Not some knock off. I wanted
the real thing. Barbie, with her misshapen feet and enormous boobs. But I
never, ever got one. [Stop while I wipe away a tear] My parents were
so, so terrible to me which is why I grew up to be a terrible, terrible
person.


Or not.

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 Barbie Envy

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