Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Independence Day

Independence Day
Independence. When you’re on your own, making your own decisions and living with them. That’s what it used to mean. But now in the world of helicopter parenting, it has a whole ‘nother meaning. 

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Hi Ho Silver!

Hi Ho Silver!

Maybe it’s because I’m a glass-half-full type of gal, but  when bad things happen, I always look for the silver lining. Lost my job? Time off! Broken jaw? I’ll lose weight! Breast cancer and possible mastectomy? Possible tummy tuck!
So, is it emotional maturity. . . or delusion?

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Hi Ho Silver!

Hi Ho Silver!
 Maybe it’s because I’m a glass-half-full type of gal, but  when bad things happen, I always look for the silver lining. Lost my job? Time off! Broken jaw? I’ll lose weight! Breast cancer and possible mastectomy? Possible tummy tuck!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Future Perfect

Future Perfect

News flash: scientists discover a way to create sperm from a woman's own stem cells. Know what that means???

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Slap Yourself

Slap Yourself

You did WHAT in college? Did you REALLY date that a$$hole? Go back in time and slap yourself

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Slap Yourself

Slap Yourself
 Every wanted to go back in time and slap yourself? Not me. Everything I've done, every relationship I started/ended, every decision I've made was right, right, right.
Not.

Hindsight is sure 20/20

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Is Feminism a Dirty Word?

Is Feminism a Dirty Word?
What exactly is a feminist? Do you know, or do you just have a visceral dislike of them/us? A lot of people think it’s a dirty word. But I’m going to give you a very accurate definition and I hope you’ll not only share it, but take it to heart as well. 

Monday, August 6, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Guns and Roses

Guns and Roses

 For women, why does it seem like whenever we take a step forward, someone slams us right back? And, sometimes, it's even us.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Guns and Roses

Guns and Roses

It's not all roses for women, but there are a few things that aren't gunning for us

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Mom’s Mistake

Mom’s Mistake

Ever made a mistake or had an event that forever changed your life - for the worse?

Sunday, July 1, 2012

I’m Going Pro

I’m Going Pro
Burning is not tanning. And you can't turn a sunburn into a tan. But I'm a professional tanner and if you follow my advice, you just might get that tan you've been hoping for.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

You’ve Got a Friend

You’ve Got a Friend

Believe it or not, the kind of friendships you had in high school could have more influence on who you end up with than you may think

Saturday, June 2, 2012

You Lie

You Lie

We've all fallen for that hot guy who turned out to be a dirt bag. You should have listened to Mom

Friday, June 1, 2012

You Lie

You Lie

Whether it's "All's fair in love and war" or "You can't judge a book by its cover", there's a reason these sayings have stuck around.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Coming Attractions

Coming Attractions

 We're all heard how opposites attract.  But what you eventually discover is that there is a reason oil and vinegar don't mix.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Girl Toys

Girl Toys
 You always hear about boys and their toys - the need to have the fastest car, the latest gadget, the biggest motorcycle (No; I won't go there). So, if boys need their toys to either make them feel superior or more manly, what do girls need and why do they need it? I'll tell you. . .

Monday, May 21, 2012

Saturday, May 19, 2012

From No No to Yes Yes

From No No to Yes Yes
Your head has to be spinning over the way the fashion rules have changed so dramatically since we were. . . well, babes.  But I can't let go. And I wonder if I'm the only one who can't.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Lick My Id

Lick My Id

Are you an art connoisseur, an art critic or an art neophyte?

Do you care what anyone else thinks? 

Friday, May 11, 2012

I Can’t Hear You

I Can’t Hear You
I have often wondered why I've never made it into the executive levels of the companies I've worked for. But I know now; it's how much I talk. Yes. I don't talk enough.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Nothing There

Nothing There
Come on, guys. You’re going bald. You know it. We all know it. Wearing a hat, a wig or getting hair plugs isn’t going to change that.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Saturday, April 14, 2012

He vs. She: Vacation Planning, Pt. 1

He vs. She: Vacation Planning, Pt. 1
Yes, we pack differently. That's why I'm pissed that I didn't pack one more pair of boots, while he had to go buy a toothbrush.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

It Shouldn’t be Hard

It Shouldn’t be Hard
The women of Barbacoas, Colombia launched a sex strike  to get an inadequate — and dangerous — road to the main province paved. For over a month now, the women have refused to have sex. It’s a true “crossed leg movement.”

And it's something WE should think about, here.  .  .

Friday, February 10, 2012

The End of the Peanut Butter

The End of the Peanut Butter

When there are 8 (and sometimes more) mouths to feed, you put a lot of thought into whether or not something is edible or garbage.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Gossip Boy

Gossip Boy

Gossip, gossip, gossip. It’s what girls do, right? Wrong. Just like the inaccurate “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” (remember which gender usually says “If I can’t have her, nobody will”), there is the equally inaccurate “gossip like an old lady”. Who gossips more than anyone? Men do. But they call it “sports talk”.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Cultural Differences

Cultural Differences
I don't hate sports, but I have a big problem with the culture of sports. This is a culture that encourages xenophobia (“I hate Philadelphia!”), glorifies the worst of the worst (“So, Warren Moon beat up his wife 20 or so times. He’s still an NBA superstar!”), and not only applauds but demands unadulterated violence (“Hit him again! Hit him with your hockey stick!”).

Friday, January 6, 2012

Dear Diary

Dear Diary
Maybe you haven’t had a diary since you were 12 (and, as a woman over 40 that was a long, long time ago). But, chances are that even if you’re a guy, you might have kept a journal or “philosophical notebook” . Which is a fancy way of saying . . . diary. If you’re anything like me – an obsessive pack rat – you may even still have some of those “notebooks” lying around the house. And, I’ve got to tell you, they can be some interesting reading.

Dear Diary

Dear Diary
Maybe you haven’t had a diary since you were 12 (and, as a woman over 40 that was a long, long time ago). But, chances are that even if you’re a guy, you might have kept a journal or “philosophical notebook” . Which is a fancy way of saying . . . diary. If you’re anything like me – an obsessive pack rat – you may even still have some of those “notebooks” lying around the house. And, I’ve got to tell you, they can be some interesting reading.