Dream Lover

Dream Lover

Am I going to have to cheat in real life just to be able to cheat in my dreams?

Barbie Envy

I grew up with Barbie envy. Will I ever heal?

When I was a kid, there was one thing I really, really wanted.


A Barbie doll.


Not the Miss Revlon my parents got me. Not some knock off. I wanted
the real thing. Barbie, with her misshapen feet and enormous boobs. But I
never, ever got one. [Stop while I wipe away a tear] My parents were
so, so terrible to me which is why I grew up to be a terrible, terrible
person.


Or not.

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 Barbie Envy

Parents Without Borders

What’s worse than a Helicopter Parent? A mourning Empty Nester. You’re getting your life back and you’re in despair? Maybe this is an indication that you were way too involved in your kids’ lives in the first place. - See more at: http://beyondbabedom.com/#sthash.HNHFgBmB.dpuf

Wiped Out

Wiped Out

Who thinks that a mirror hung five feet
off the ground has any value whatsoever in a women's room? A man, that's
who. And until men stop designing our public bathrooms, we will  never,
ever be satisfied.
Read my take . . .

(Male) Members Only

(Male) Members Only

Time to talk about the club that only half the world could join.

The Penis Club

The Help (less)

The Help (less)

Tired, tired, tired of helpless women.

Read my take.

My Sex Life, Oreo Cookies and Hot Flashes

My Sex Life, Oreo Cookies and Hot Flashes

Read one man's perspective on menopause. It might not be what you expect.