Diving In
You hear some people exclaim that you should need a license to have kids. And submarine parents are the reason why. You know you've seen them; the ones in the airplane whose kids are running up and down the aisles, screaming and dripping their juice boxes all over us. Or the ones you see at family functions, ignoring their kids and expecting the rest of us to keep them away from the Sterno or crystal champagne flutes.
